inthe00s.com messageboard. Posted on Saturday, December 3, 2016 at 5:07 AM. The prof says "no problem. ", A Secret Service agent is standing at the bottom of the stairs as President Clinton is leaving Air Force One, and can't help but notice that the President has a pig under each arm. Arnold Horshack: Cuz when they made me, they broke the mold. 93 on the country chart.TV producer Alan Sachs wanted a Lovin' Spoonful-like theme song for a new ABC sitcom entitled Kotter. "Welcome Back, Kotter" was about a dedicated teacher who wanted to return to his alma mater to try to deal with a bunch of remedial, misfit high school students in inner city NYC when no one else wanted to deal with them. Free shipping for many products! Stan, though, was hardly innocent. And I'm not welcome back at that support group ever again. he calls,'this coffee tastes like it's a day old.' By Nour Elyakin. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate. 56K views 1 year ago #WelcomeBackKotter #TvIntros Gabe had an endless supply of amusing stories and corny jokes, usually told to his beautiful wife, Julie, at the beginning and ending of each. (Probably a repost, I know, but the joke is just too good). Welcome Back Kotter Graphic Trending Unisex Youth Funny Aldult Custom Customize Love white Classic T-Shirt. Let's get started. The man gives the coffee back to the waiter and says: 'thank you for your honesty. He calmly opened the window and put his hand outside. Welcome Back, Kotter (1975-79) (John Sebastian), WELCOME BACK (Theme From Welcome Back Kotter) - John Sebastian [Rock, Pop] (1975), "Up you're nose with a rubber hose" Vinnie Barbarino (John Travolta) of the Sweathogs - Welcome Back, Kotter 1975-79, John Sebastian - Welcome Back (Welcome Back Kotter Theme) [Folk Rock], John Sebastian - Welcome Back Kotter [Pop], MRW I am walking home from a 'Welcome Back Kotter' costume party, and I finally remember the name of my favorite character from Stephen King's 'IT. Its not verbatim. Juan Epstein: [Late at night in the dark classroom] Hey, Horshack. By BUCK WOLF and DAVID BLAUSTEIN. Welcome back, everybody! Paperback The great 1970's Welcome Back Kotter remains one of the most memorable and hilarious sitcoms of all time. After some hours, the Chinese pointed at the Great Wall of China and exclaimed "friends, we have reached China". He has been assigned to teach the remedial students, better known as the Sweathogs, a group to which he used to belong. Vinnie Barbarino: I got my own idea of what God is like. It's a cramped life as a kindle book. Gabe Kotter: He's everywhere. Welcome Back, Kotter was based on Gabe Kaplan's own high school experiences with redmedial education and a teacher who cared dearly for her students. Do you believe that this item violates a copyright? A man orders a coffee in a cafe. "Great," she said, "but these crabs are still itching! What will be *was*, but will be again. Did you ever do that? The Sweathogs reminisce about the last two years as they start a new semester. We'd say, "Hello, is this the butcher?" Your recently viewed items and featured recommendations, Update your device or payment method, cancel individual pre-orders or your subscription at. Gabe tells Julie but forgets to mention the kiss. He's everywhere with the possible exception of Epstein's gymn locker! We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! Three even hit #1: S.W.A.T; Welcome Back Kotter; and Miami Vice, Marcia Strassman (M*A*S*H, Welcome Back Kotter, Honey I Shrunk the Kids), Welcome back Kotter. There's only one system here: you're free to do as you're told. "All right, pilgrims, move those clouds in a circle.". Gabe cannot afford a root canal, so he works a night job as Captain Chicken to pay for it; Julie thinks he's having an affair. Kotter Jokes Funny Jokes Mr. Kotter's uncle This was taken from an episode of "Welcome back, Kotter". Fred replied, with raised eyebrows. Things got a little tense when Obama had IRS agents audit . Sincerely, Mrs. Bob Clark also directed this movie. Though it was set in a realistically impoverished Brooklyn, Welcome Back, Kotter trafficked in ideals: the perfect teacher, the ultimate set of best friends, and a loving marriage that could. Set in Brooklyn, "Welcome Back, Kotter" starred comedian Gabe Kaplan as "Gabe Kotter," a teacher who returns to his alma mater and leads a multiracial class of wise-cracking troublemakers. "Oh, that's just Michelle." maybe take a walk on the beach" This page was last edited on 4 February 2023, at 20:40. Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Gabe has a stomach pain, but is afraid to get a physical at the free clinic. See-through red tops. One of the students calls his professor, and says "prof, we are stuck in Daytona beach. Discover and Share the best GIFs on Tenor. Additional gift options are available when buying one eBook at a time. So she bought him a hunter's suit, a hunter's cap, and a rifle, and told him: "Now go out into the woods and shoot some game." So he went out hunting, and out of some nearby bushes steps a . Because the set was near a freeway, shooting often had to be stopped because of noisy rush hour traffic. Video also includes the popular opening and closing theme song, Welcome Back, sung by John Sebastian.A Little About the Theme Song:\"Welcome Back\" is a popular record that was the theme song of the 1970s American television sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter. He's in Times Square. Would you like something to drink? Even distance was unable to weaken our bond.Welcome back! Series overview [ edit] Episodes [ edit] Season 1 (1975-76) [ edit] These are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks. Welcome to the archived messages from In The 00s. We need to get it fixed before we head back". Videotaped in front of a live studio audience, it originally aired on the ABC network from September 9, 1975, to June 8, 1979. Welcome Back, Kotter is an American sitcom starring Gabe Kaplan as a high-school teacher in charge of a racially and ethnically diverse remedial education class called the "Sweathogs." Recorded in front of a live studio audience, the series aired on ABC from September 9, 1975, through May 17, 1979. The great 1970's Welcome Back Kotter remains one of the most memorable and hilarious sitcoms of all time. Right off the bat, more on President Obama. October 26, 1976 was my second day as a Story Editor on the TV series, Welcome Back, Kotter and the day of the first taping for which I was present. Your excuse is perfectly legitimate. If you are looking for the active messages, please click here. From $1.32. While Horshack adjusts to married life, Freddie gets the job that Epstein was going to interview for, resulting in a fight. Welcome Back, Kotter (1975-1979) was an American sitcom, airing on ABC, about a compassionate teacher who returns to the inner city high school of his youth to teach a new generation of troublemaking kids. The Sweathogs are invited to go on the air at a local radio station. Gabe tells Woodman that he isn't interested, and later has a dream set in the year 2050. All of the Sweathogs have dates for the Sadie Hawkins dance except Vinnie, due to his insensitivity, so he attends alone. She greeted Fred. Welcome Back, Kotter: Welcome Back, Kotter is an American sitcom starring Gabe Kaplan as a sardonic high school teacher in charge of a racially and ethnically diverse remedial . : Though it only lasted for four seasons and the last one was pretty lame, Welcome Back Kotter left its mark especially one particular career. Tell me about Welcome Back Kotter!! Unable to add item to List. A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, I'm terribly sorry about what happened. Gabe Kotter: Sure I do. The Sweathogs try to change Mr. Woodman's school song to a disco version. Gabe Kotter: You know what I'm gonna do: I'm going to put a window over there. Copyright 1995-2020, by Charles R. Grosvenor Jr, On the Record (The Artists and their music), The Noble Arts: literature, stage, and related. Horshack is able to stop a student from committing suicide. Tell me somethin'. 7.7 /10 Rate Top-rated Thu, Feb 12, 1976 S1.E20 The Telethon People think of Welcome Back by John Sebastian as this really upbeat song about Kotter coming back to teach in his old neighborhood, but really it's mocking him about how he failed elsewhere. Fine. So they decide to spend an extra week away from class. Wearing nothing but underwear, and with a girl wrapped to his back with silver tape. Barbarino and Horseshack. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness. First, men will use the men's locker room, and women will use the women's locker room. "She said "Sure. "Have a seat in the living room. That's the problem. she angrily yelled at her mother. Its not verbatim.Mr. [points to the door] And a door over there. So he asked her: "Are you game? Epstein gets in a fight with Todd Ludlow after insulting his date; Epstein loses and runs away for a couple of days. Vernajean Williams: Hey, God can do anything. When her husband's car pulled in the drive, she dreaded what the bird would say to him. Carvelli has bribed some judges, but Horshack and Beau take over. Gabe and Mr. Woodman catch Epstein smoking; Gabe and the Sweathogs help him to quit. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Welcome Back animated GIFs to your conversations. Arnold Horshack: [whenever he raises his hand] OOOOOOHHHHH! Vinnie isn't sure if he wants to try to win the talent competition, or whether he should let his new girlfriend win. The gangs there don't use guns. Download to watch offline and even view it on a big screen using Chromecast. Welcome Back, Kotter 212 DVD $1164 Get it as soon as Mon, May 2 FREE Shipping on orders over $25 shipped by Amazon More Buying Choices $2.39 (32 used & new offers) Gabe is lonely and prepares to visit her, but is interrupted when she comes home early. Quotes.net. The Sweathogs put on a telethon to raise $700 for new supplies so they can continue to have a class. They all meet with the priest. Gabe Kotter: Well, you can't have your teddy. He stares back at Him, unsure of what to say. Arnold Horshack: [the lights go in the dark classroom, Horshack stands by the switch sucking his thumb, clutching a blanket and whimpering] I would've been okay if I had my teddy. Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington: Hey, Mr. Kot-tair! Beau plays pranks on Mr. Woodman in order to redeem himself to the Sweathogs. Juan Epstein: I know. The great 1970's Welcome Back Kotter remains one of the most memorable and hilarious sitcoms of all time. I think he's short. I'd really like to drink today's coffee.' [points to the window] So then you'll come in through the door! Vernajean Williams: SHE can. It sure looks and sounds like it. !, IT IS BURNING! Please excuse Juan's abs - " Aren't you gonna read along? Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington: Hi there. Last . "She said "Sure. Where Hollywood will pat itself on the back and several men will pat Hollywood on the front. Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out, Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about, Well the names have all changed since you hung around, But those dreams have remained and they've turned around, Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we got him on the spot. 2023. Welcome Back (film): Welcome Back is a 2015 Indian Hindi-language action comedy film directed by Anees Bazmee and produced by Firoz A. Nadiadwala. Arnold Horshack: Oh, yeah. "Hump" is a noun meaning "something on the back of a camel" unless that thing is another camel, in which case, it's a verb. 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